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‘Tis the time of year to lounge on the sofa and consume a box of mince pies in front of a terrific flick, a poor film, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
This year, a crop of fresh holiday movies hopes to be part of our festive viewing—perhaps even earning a place alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
So, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the holiday mood, I marathoned as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
Starting, hopefully, on a high. This film is the only 2025 entry on a popular review site's list of the top 100 holiday films of all time.
The musical trio find themselves trapped in the UK after concluding their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are hindered by an villainous Saint Nick, who bursts into melody to announce they won’t get home until they “find their familial spark.”
The repartee between the bickering brothers is entertaining even for the non-fan, while fans will no doubt catch lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is great for devotees and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who must sit through it.
Famous performer Kiefer Sutherland appears as a movie actor tricked into a "panto".
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “difficult” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose manager has tricked him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. You can guess their response. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming side stories, and the ensemble is brilliant, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit tacky at any other time of year, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Danny Dyer shows up at the start of this film, too, insulting someone for the second film in a row. Might this become a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by an actor from Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This cultural adaptation is at least distinct from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is wooden—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
There's just enough time for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
This is one of those Christmas films where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is dispatched to a country estate to negotiate a purchase for a sparkling wine company. On the way, she meets a man in a book store who offers to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A critic recently claimed this is the best new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a touch of class and gives the obligatory cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is very good too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the assistance of a group of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s gentle but endearing, and ideal viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who gather for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a jumble of those inspirations, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last takes center stage.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
The day’s gone downhill, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the packed genre of predictable, sentimental, cheesy—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a narrative as old as time: An American woman goes on a quest to a far-off wintery locale and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher
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